THE FIRST CHRISTMAS AND THE COWBOY

Did you know there was a cowboy on that first Christmas day?
Someone had to clean out the stall and fill the manger with hay.

The cowboy rode in off the range just before sunset the evenin’ before.
He saw all the commotion in town and wondered what was in store.

He had enjoyed the beauty of the stars many a night,
But this time one star was extra sparkly and bright.

The cowboy rode straight to the barn to get his horse unsaddled and fed.
Then he planned to find himself some grub and got right on to bed .

But, when he got to the barn something strange was takin’ place.
Standin’ there in the alley was an obvious maternity case.

Now, the cowboy had assisted many a birth there in the barn,
But this one would sound like he was spinnin’ a yarn.

For there was a beautiful young lady about to give birth.
But, why in his barn of all places on earth?

The cowboy quickly looked over the task that he faced.
He could see there was no time he could waste.

He picked up a pitchfork and cleaned out a stall.
Then spread clean new beddin’ from wall to wall.

The manger he filled with the finest of hay.
A place for the comin’ new baby to lay.

Then the cowboy hung around the barn incase his help was needed,
Until the baby was born and the clean-up completed.

He then fell asleep on the hay up in the loft.
But, was soon awakened by singin’ so heavenly soft.

He looked down in amazement as shepherds came to visit the new baby boy.
And in his own heart he was filled with such Heavenly joy.

From that time on, the cowboy pondered the things that were done,
The night he assisted the birth of God’s only Son.

John Schaffner © 12/24/95
                Cowboy of Many Talents, John Schaffner

Cowboy Poet and Chuckwagon cook extraordinaire John Schaffner will be featured on Cowboys-n-
Cowgirls as the Resident Circuit  Minister. "Pa", as he is fondly known to his friends is quite often
called upon to spread the the gospel at Cowboy Church Services at Western Gatherings.

Born a hundred years too late, John was born and raised in Ferriday, Louisiana where he learned the
art of cowboyin’ from a genuine old time cowboy who was born in the 1800’s.  If he had been
born in 1851, as he should have been, he would have been just the right age to be one of the cowboys on
the trail drive when Charles Goodnight’s first Chuckwagon headed up the trail from Texas in 1866.
John and his wife Roberta now reside in a log cabin near Wray, Colorado were they enjoy passing down
their heritage to eight grandchildren.

For many years John has been sharing the cowboy culture with others around the country through his
original Cowboy Poetry as well as the old classic poems that were actually written as the West was being
settled. He can often be seen at WestFest and is a favorite at gatherings across the U.S. He has his own
Chuckwagon from which he serves up some of the best Cowboy grub in all the west and is available for
bookings as a cook and/or a performer. John is also an auctioneer and a real estate associate broker.
We are proud to present some of John's poetry this Christmas season and to highly recommend his
chuckwagon food.
Check out
John at his pages Here on CnC
TRAVIS GOOD

I knowed a Texas boy name of Travis Good
Who set his horse like a cowboy should
In a A-fork, high-back usin' kak
on a little dun pony as he called Jack.

'Bout as plain as a feller anywhere.
He could ride any horse with laigs an' hair.
He could rope it an' throw it if'n it could run.
He made a purty fair hand at a-slingin' a gun.

He were a dandy partner of a Saturday night,
ready to dance or ready to fight,
Quick with a story an' quick with a joke
An' quick with a dollar if'n you was broke.

He done some time back East somewhere
fer bustin' a cap on a feller there,
but he swang a tight loop like the rest of us
an' we could count on him, come fair or fuss.

Come early December on a warm clear day
the Boss sent him off thirty miles away
a-herdin' eight span of mules to the neighbor's place,
'bout a two-days' circle at an easy pace.

He'd bin gone a few hours when the sky went black
an' the hailstones flew an' the thunder cracked
an' them sixteen mules they broke an' ran
spreadin' out all over, like a lady's fan.

He was chasin' them mules in the howlin' cold
when ol' Jack stuck a laig down a critter hole,
broke his neck when he landed an' lit on his side
an' Travis was stuck there an' that's where he died.

The rain rained harder and the wind blowed cold
an' it froze to his horse an' his saddle an' clothes.
With the stub of a pencil from his saddlebag,
he writ down what happened on his white neck rag.

"Well, I'm stuck down here an' I can't git loose.
I'm mashed underneath this little cayuse.
I'm so far underneath the saddletree,
I can't reach to cut my girt strap free.

The ground's so hard I cain't dig out.
I'm stove up good, I hopes to shout!
Who'd a thought this pony's as heavy as that?
He' purt near mushed me dang near flat!

It's snowin' now and driftin' tight.
Don't guess I'll see you boys tonight.
It's gittin' colder and freezin' hard.
Looks like I'm a-holdin' the Dead Man's cards.

Well, Pete.  Write to my daddy an' tell him I'm dead.
I ain't a-comin' home 'cause I'm buried instead.
Tell Momma I'm sorry.  I won't never come back
'cause I froze in a blizzard, stuck underneath Jack.

My possibles is fer you fellers to keep.
Now, dang it to blazes, I'm a-goin' to sleep!"
We found him out there on the seventh day
an' we chopped him loose from where he lay.

We hitched up the wood sled an' fetched him in.
Pete writ that letter that was asked of him.
We took him to town an' they dug him a hole.
We sadly buried him, rest his soul.

His trails is all traveled.  He's under the sod.
An' another good puncher rides his circles fer God.

©Jeff Streeby
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The Wild Crew

As I rode out this morning, Four Riders did I see.
They were in the clouds above Square Butte
And they come ridin’ straight at me.
One rider forked a chestnut colt that reared and squealed and blowed.

A buckskin mare, just hide and bones,
A second rider rode.
A third bestrode a haggard black, all sick and hollow-eyed,
And used him hard with quirt and word,

And spurred him, too, besides.
The fourth one set a pale horse, and he seemed the one to note...
And when I recognized him,
Bile rose up in my throat.

For then I knowed each sev’ral one that rode in that Wild Crew,
And like they rode at me today
Some day they’ll ride at you.
A killer rides that red horse, and that horse’s name is War.

That buckskin mare is Famine
That the second rider bore.
The third, he topped Black Pestilence, vile sickness and disease.
The pale roder on the flea-bit grey

Pinched Death between his knees.
When that Rider calls your name, it’ll turn your blood to ice.
For the wages of your sins is death,
And Eternity’s the price...

To ride the Waste behind them, is to wear the Devil’s brand,
For when you wear a heart so black,
You can’t make God a hand...
Well, they rode on by and let me be, so’s I could bring this tale to you,

But I know dang well I won’t ride on,
From another rendezvous.
So, when they come, you’ll know ‘em now. They’re Outlaw Gallows-bait.
They’re somewheres a-doggin’ our back trail...And don’t you think they ain’t.

©Jeff Streeby
THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST

My dearest wife's departed dad
Had been a horseman in the Cav',
A farrier, packer, a trader, too, she says.
He'as a hard man...one quick to notice wrongs,
But play an ol' time Christmas song;
He softened up like cold butter on hot bread.

The sacred Christmas season through
He'as like the feller who
Had never knowed no disappointments ner no griefs.
He growed cheerful an' pleasant, consid'rate an' kind,
With a more fergivin' turn o' mind,
He reconfirmed him in his childhood's strong beliefs.

Then he'd tell 'em of his mother,
One long-lost brother er 'nother,
An' them Christmases long ago out on the farm...
The awful deep an' bitin' cold an' drifted snows,
How fierce an' strong the winds'id blow,
An' o' the cozy, tight-chinked cabin, snug an' warm.
How pow'rful restless that he'd be

How they'd dress up an' deck the tree,
After the painted cones an' popcorn strings'as hung,
'Til in the mornin' he'as fer sure ol' St. Nick
Just hadn't left him rocks an' sticks...
New shoes an' a orange drawed smiles when he'as young.

Them days long gone would grow to be
His stuff o' dreams an' revery
An' his eyes would seem to see to other Christmas eves.
An' then a quiet, perfect peacefulness would grow
Around 'em in the firelights' glow
As he'd help 'em how to know an' believe.

He taught 'em well how all the land
Wore a devine an' perfect Brand
An' showed 'em how to know their places in creation...
Taught 'em well about that far-off holy stable
An' o' the stockman, strong an' able,
Who'd travelled to share the Christmas revelation.

He taught 'em o' the three wise kings,
The Christmas star an' other things
That shaped His upright, humble life, 'thout blame er sin...
How He come at last to a painful, awful death
An' after three days drawed new breath
In the Spring, 'bout the time the calves is gathered in.

Then ev'ry Christmas mornin' bright
After the gifts an' cherry pie,
While the feast'as in the oven, a-smellin' fine,
They'd jus' saddle all them good horses up an' go
Out through the pine trees an' snow,
Dad, an' Mama an' seven kids all in a line.

This her fondest childhood fun...
Horse breath a-blowin', cold winter sun,
Cold, stiff saddles a-creakin' her Daddy's grin,
Cold feet, froze mittens, cold, stiff reins, an' bits a-clinkin',
Horse a-dancin' and a-dinkin',
Her heart warmed through by ties o' blood an' kith an' kin.

Them rides'as over way too soon.
They'as back 'bout mid-afternoon,
An' the tack'as in the saddlehouse, put up neat;
The horses, fed hot mashes o' lick an' eggs an' bran;
Th kids, a-nursin' frozen hands,
Then her family all set down at last an' eat.

She'd always missed them childhood times,
So when our little boy turned five
She asked me could we jus' saddle up an' go
Out fer a little Christmas morning family ride.
No, she ain't one who'll be denied,
No matter them ol' jades saddle fresh an' ain't no snow.

So I screws the rigs on Roany,
Magic, Scatter, a' the pony,
An' we trail out through the ocotillo an' mesquite.
There ain't no pines er snow fer a hundred miles
But when out little Kali smiles
I tell you, friends, that's sure a pleasurable treat.

Though this country's dry an' seared
An' ain't no snow er pine trees near,
Still I kin tell by the way Mom's eyes is a-shinin' bright
That she's 'mongst the pine trees and the snows
Of far away an' long ago
An' the ghosts of Christmases past gives her delight.

It leads me to strange cogitations
To roll with this here corporation...
Mama rides a trail of memory on her bay,
Cutter ropes imagined mossback's of o' Roany,
Kalireyna's on her pony,
An I'm feelin' pinched 'tween o' now an' yesterday.

'Cause there's that rider in the lead
No one but Mama's ever see'd
Whose Christmas visits gives me strange sensations...
An though I never see'd his face ner heard his voice
An' never really had no choice,
I find I'm glad to be a'raisin' his relations.

So here I'm a-wishin' you the kind o' cheer
The season brings to me...
Warm hearth-side with the family
Gathert 'round a Christmas tree,
A peaceful heart an' peace o' mind an' love an' charity
An' a welcome ghost amongst you there...er mabbe two er three.

©Jeff Streeby
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