The Horse On the first day of creation, God created the Horse On the second day, God created Man to serve the Horse On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to spook the Horse when Man was upon his back. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor to pay for the keeping of the Horse On the fifth day, God created the grasses in the field so that Horse could  eat and man could do an honest day's toil , and ... clean-up after the Horse. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the Horse healthy and Man broke. On the seventh day, God rested and said "This is good!" This will teach Man humility, it will tire him out and keep him striving ever forward! to meet the needs of the Horse Author Unknown